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Pooping your pants as an adult just feels so ridiculous and demeaning. Unfortunately, I have pooped my pants as an adult. It must have been a mix of the food and the nerves, because in my car I let out what I thought was a fart that turned out to be so much more. I threw my underwear into my glove compartment and ran into the thankfully single-stall bathroom at the club and began washing my legs and my dress. This Reddit thread was full of amazing shit-your-pants stories that have to be shared: A little milk dud of a nugget eeked out of my butt, out of my boxers, down my baggy sweatpants, and onto her bedroom floor.

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Since opening the Spotted Pig in , Friedman has been one of the most visible faces of the New York restaurant scene. Friedman worked in the music industry before making a career change to the restaurant world at the age of The allegations are detailed and extensive. Get used to it. Or go work for someone else. I have spoken to Ken about professional boundaries and relied on him to uphold our policies.

Because using that negativity, channeling it into positivity?

September 12, Don"t say we never warned you As young, wide-eyed high schoolers desperately trying to get our parents out of the house long enough for our boyfriends to find the location of our clitoris, many of us look to college as a magical time of sexual freedom and exploration. Unfortunately, a high school diploma does not a bonafide sexpert make.

The guy from orientation. You two bonded over something during day one of orientation. Maybe his band t-shirt revealed you two were at the same concert two summers ago. Or maybe you two spent the whole honor code lecture making fun of your orientation leader. The next day, the two of you make the mistake of sitting next to each other during the consent lecture. The first guy to buy you a drink.

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Lisa was following instructions. Carl was the only one behind the desk. She could still recall the way his long thick beautiful black cock had stretched her opening then descended to slam into the walls of her cervix. The next day she was so sore she could barely walk.

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Bras get annoying when they dig into your skin, make you sweatier than you should be, or peek through your clothes. But all of that is nothing compared to some of these embarrassing bra moments. If you ever thought that nothing weird could happen with a bra, think again. This Ask Reddit Women thread proves that wrong! Here, 10 real girls share their most embarrassing bra stories.

Leave yours in the comments below — after reading these, of course. Teacher asked me to answer a question. Everyone turns to hear the answer. Someone asks me strait up if I stuff my bra. I look down, WHAM. Tissue paper just burstin" out.

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In Torrance, cops make potentially lethal mistakes. He had to text her that he was OK. If she woke she could glance at her phone and take reassurance. He thought the ritual was silly, because he might run into trouble five minutes later, but he did it anyway. He made sure there were no family photos in his wallet, in case it flopped open in a chase. He took off his wedding ring and put it on his nightstand.

In a survey funded by the Justice Department of 6, undergraduates at two big public universities, nearly 14 percent of women said they had been victims of at least one completed sexual assault at college; more than half of the victims said they were incapacitated from drugs or alcohol at the time.

My Aunt Penny was spending another evening alone, which usually involved one glass of fine wine while her husband and the kids were out on a trip, and she had volunteered to stay and watch the house. She was sad, too. She knew he was cheating on her, but she had done nothing to try and end it. They would be gone for a week or so.

There was a knock at the door below. Penny went to the door, setting her wine on the counter. It was her nephew, Ryan. He had been by earlier that day to visit. Penny had always liked Ryan; a good, solid kid with a bright future. He was a good, passionate writer too. For a moment, though, she slipped.

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As these compiled experiences demonstrate, the issues of sexual bullying, harassment, assault, and"slut" shaming have affected and continue to affect many of our lives in deep, often dangerous ways. Reproduction of these stories in whole or in part is prohibited without consent from The UnSlut Project. I kept expecting every day for my body to show some indication that I was tainted and impure. This entry includes descriptions of rape and self-harm.

When I was fifteen I was hanging out with a friend.

Little did I know, my pictures I had sent him had been posted online.

Man of Finance who goes by the name of Jeremy. Late twenties, auburn hair, last seen in Chelsea in August Ghosting can happen after a one-date rendezvous or months of seeing each other — no one is safe from this juvenile phenomenon. And we all deserve a happier, non-Sopranos-style ending. Cromer, a licensed clinical psychologist in New York City. The idea of feigning attraction in an attempt to get someone in bed was nonsensical to me.

He texted me nonstop and we met up twice within days of meeting. Soon after, the momentum of our communication came to a startling halt. When I reached out, he made excuses about how work was keeping him from going out.

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Sep 24th, Photo: Uber especially seems to attract the younger crowd, and as a result, the drunker crowd. These stories found on AskReddit give a glimpse into the crazy world that is Uber.

I was called"easy," a"slut.

Premise[ edit ] The station"s new program director, Andy Travis , tries to turn around struggling radio station WKRP by switching its format from dated easy listening music to rock and roll , despite the well-meaning efforts of the mostly incompetent staff: Johnny Fever , already doing mornings in the easy listening format as John Caravella, to be himself. Rounding out the cast are super receptionist Jennifer Marlowe and enthusiastic junior employee Bailey Quarters.

Lurking in the background and making an occasional appearance is ruthless business tycoon Mrs. Carlson , the station"s owner and the mother of Arthur Carlson. Main ensemble[ edit ] Andy Travis Gary Sandy. For the most part, program director Andy Travis serves as the straight man for the eccentric staff of the station he has been hired to run. Before coming to WKRP, he had an unblemished record of turning around failing radio stations, but meets his match in his wacky staff members, of whom he becomes distressingly fond.

The show"s opening theme song is about Andy and his decision to settle down in Cincinnati. In the episode"The Creation of Venus," Andy echoes the opening theme lyrics in talking about his past"Got kinda tired of packing and unpacking, town to town, up and down the dial".

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